BH:Well, yeah.
BH: I gu3ss it is kinda dumb if you think about it!
BH: 4nd what kind of things?
BH: 1f it’s ok for me to ask, of course!
CA: No need to backpedaL every time you suppLy an in&uiry. It’s perfectLy acceptabLe to &uestion new a&uaintances.
CA: I have spent most my time fashioning trinkets out of scrap. I am losing space & patience for it aLL reaLLy.
CA: Might you fancy any particuLar whimsy of your own?
(Source: capitalapparition)
Your perpetual parade of stitches have been interrupted by what seems to be another troll. Their approach seems to be quite interesting, not at all like the aggressive exploits you’ve read about. You wonder if this is just something to do with troll youth or perhaps a show of the gradual decline of aggression in troll kind?
You make note to study further into the issue during your stay on Trollmblr.
CA: It is not a probLem at aLL.
CA: My name is GaLant PueLLa. Nice to meet you Theron. How do you do?Well, a pretty good start. Seems being polite was a pretty good choice. And it looks like this Galant Puella is pretty polite as well.
MH: ~I am doing well, thank you.~ ~And how are you?~
MH: ~Is there anything interesting going on in your corner of the world?~
CA: I am afraid that my part of the swamp is rather &uiet. PossibLy a bit more then usuaL.
CA: On the other hand that does mean I am unmoLested so I suppose I am as haLcyon as can be aLbeit bored.
CA: Might there be anything of titiLLation on your end?
BH: Oh, 2o you’re really not a grub!
BH: That’s good to know.
BH: I h4ve to admit I was worried you were.
BH: Noth1ng against grubs of course.
BH: It ju2t that…
BH: It would hav3 been weird if you were.
BH: 4aaand, nothing much!
BH: Just k1lling some time.
[[ it’s cool bby u3u ]]
CA: I must admit the idea of a wriggler typing is %uite Ludicrous.
CA: A uni&ue anomoLy & I would be Lying if I said I would be disinterested to see such a thing.
CA: It wouLd aLso seem you and I are investing in the same pass time.
CA: ALthough, “kiLLing time” usuaLLy invoLves other things for me.
(Source: capitalapparition)
![mobiushunter:
==> Notifications?
It seems that a couple of other trolls have stumbled upon your Trollmblr. That’s lucky, you suppose. After all, you did set up the TOWER’s networks for this reason, so why not start a conversation with one. Even if the storms knock it off every so often.
(Speaking of, you’ll have to take the transmitter aerial down in an hour or two before the storm hits. Disconnecting in the middle of a conversation might be seen as a rude gesture. And that wouldn’t be good. Plus, repairing the damage to the transceiver would be a pain you could do without.)
Now, who to pick? You guess that they’d be the best to start with, to test the waters, so to speak.
—— MobiusHunter [MH] started trolling capitalApparition [CA]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Seems you’ve stumbled on me here!~
MH: ~My name is Sellor Theron.~ ~Can I ask you yours?~
MH: ~If it isn’t rude or anything like that, that is.~
Of course, leaving the other troll out would just be as rude. Getting to know two people shouldn’t be very hard now, should it?
——- MobiusHunter [MH] began trolling basiliskHackster [BH]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Mind if we have a chat?~
MH: ~If you want to, of course.~
MH: ~I’m called Sellor Theron.~ ~May I ask your name?~
There. Perfectly polite and sociable.
Your perpetual parade of stitches have been interrupted by what seems to be another troll. Their approach seems to be quite interesting, not at all like the aggressive exploits you’ve read about. You wonder if this is just something to do with troll youth or perhaps a show of the gradual decline of aggression in troll kind?
You make note to study further into the issue during your stay on Trollmblr.
CA: It is not a probLem at aLL.CA: My name is GaLant PueLLa. Nice to meet you Theron. How do you do?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvncunmbVV1r7xdjxo1_1280.jpg)
==> Notifications?
It seems that a couple of other trolls have stumbled upon your Trollmblr. That’s lucky, you suppose. After all, you did set up the TOWER’s networks for this reason, so why not start a conversation with one. Even if the storms knock it off every so often.
(Speaking of, you’ll have to take the transmitter aerial down in an hour or two before the storm hits. Disconnecting in the middle of a conversation might be seen as a rude gesture. And that wouldn’t be good. Plus, repairing the damage to the transceiver would be a pain you could do without.)
Now, who to pick? You guess that they’d be the best to start with, to test the waters, so to speak.
—— MobiusHunter [MH] started trolling capitalApparition [CA]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Seems you’ve stumbled on me here!~
MH: ~My name is Sellor Theron.~ ~Can I ask you yours?~
MH: ~If it isn’t rude or anything like that, that is.~
Of course, leaving the other troll out would just be as rude. Getting to know two people shouldn’t be very hard now, should it?
——- MobiusHunter [MH] began trolling basiliskHackster [BH]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Mind if we have a chat?~
MH: ~If you want to, of course.~
MH: ~I’m called Sellor Theron.~ ~May I ask your name?~
There. Perfectly polite and sociable.
Your perpetual parade of stitches have been interrupted by what seems to be another troll. Their approach seems to be quite interesting, not at all like the aggressive exploits you’ve read about. You wonder if this is just something to do with troll youth or perhaps a show of the gradual decline of aggression in troll kind?
You make note to study further into the issue during your stay on Trollmblr.
CA: It is not a probLem at aLL.
CA: My name is GaLant PueLLa. Nice to meet you Theron. How do you do?
pC: oh you can call me caSra if you like i dont mind ovo
pC: alSo your name is Very nice it SoundS like it Should belong to royalty at leaSt thatS what i think *v*
pC: oh dear that lookS like im trying too hard to be nice all typed out ovo
pC: but i do mean it i would not be diShoneSt about Something like that uvu
CA: I am fLattered to be heLd with such deference.
CA: I can onLy cLaim to be a high cLass individuaL, however; nowhere near royaLty.
CA: My opinion might be unreLiabLe since I am unac&uainted with etymoLogy but yours does have a particuLar LyricaL LiLt.
(Source: capitalapparition)
bH: Oh! The pleasure 1t’s all mine.
bH: Al2o, I’m a lady.
bH: Y3s.
bH: Soooo, uh. Wh4t’s up?
bH: Not l1terally what’s above you, of course!
bH: More like, how i2 it going with you.
bH: Th3n again
bH: You prob4bly know that already.
bH: Sorry, 1 think I’m over thinking here.
CA: Ah it wouLd Look as if I have staLLed myseLf from my Last prevaLent expLoit.
CA: I was empLoyed on something with which I couLd repLace my current icon with.
CA: This one is about seven sweeps anti&uated, as I am sure is ostensibLe.
CA: What wouLd our miss Lassah be up to?
((last draw for awhile. It’s taking too long from me. Sorry @v@;))
(Source: capitalapparition)
You actually wonder the same thing, why did you start talking to this troll in particular? What was the action that made you start an actual conversation with this troll?
RM: I rEmember
RM: Your pIcture, Why aRe You uSing A gRub Picture
RM: Im aSsuming That’s yOu As a Grub
RM: If sO
RM: Why wOuld You wAnt Anyone tO See yOu As a Grub?
Oh how embarassing.
CA: A reasonabLe &uestion as any.
CA: UnfortunateLy the answer is simpLy that I Left it there as a pLacehoLder and comLeteLy forgot to suppLace it.
CA: SimpLy banaL.
(Source: capitalapparition)
pC: oh thatS good ^v^
pC: um i mean not that you are new to thiS ovo
pC: but that you dont think leSS of me for the miStake uvu
pC: and of courSe it waS a pleaSant reply you Seem like a Very polite troll ovo
pC: and i am caSra norkan if it iS not rude could i aSk your name ?v?
You hope you’re not being too forward with that question, but you are very eager to make friends with this new troll! Or maybe enemies, that would be very interesting. You’ve never had a real rival before.
CA: I do not beLieve it is insuLting in the Least.
CA: Hard to have a proLegomenon of a possibLe reLationship without Learning what to caLL the other party.
CA: My caLLing is GaLant PueLLa. It is a pLeasure, Norkan.
(Source: capitalapparition)
M3lc0m1ch: >Bl Wh0a Dud3, W@s 1t R@3lly N3c3ss@ry T0 Bl0ck Us?
CA: I beg your pardon? I must say your &ualm is &uite mispLaced. I comitted no such yeLLow-beLLied maLefaction!
You’ve been staring at that trollmbler for the last 15 minutes. You really should say hi to that guy.
Or at least close the goddamn window.
But that’s not the point of this, you join this site to make some friends, rivals or even enemies; whatever doesn’t kill you.
You can’t help but keep looking at his profile picture.
what 1f he really is a grub?
I don’t want to be friend2 with a grub
much l3ss enemies.
Th4t would be really dumb.
But to be honest. The fact that you actually think a wriggler can open a trollmbler is way more dumb.
You decide to try anyways.
bH: H1!
bH: My name i2 Lassah.
bH: I hop3 you don’t mind if I talk to you.
bH: C4use if you do I’ll just leave, really.
bH: Wow, that came up k1nda lame.
bH: I 2wear I’m far more aggressive once you know me.
bH: Not that you HAV3 to me, cause I can still leave you alone if you want me to
bH: Wow, I re4lly should stop talking now.
CA: There is no need for soLicitous behavior. I assure you I am &uite harmLess.
You haven’t had much experience with social interaction in the past and you are quite certain most of the people you’ve introduced yourself to today haven’t either. This one’s somewhat bipolar introduction is delightfully pitiable. You must be lucky that you had had the fore thought to associate yourself with a manual on troll interaction. That is if you can call the dramas that started your near perpetual daydreaming manuals on anything other then fanciful thinking.
CA: It is a pLeasure to meet you Lassah.
CA: My LabeL wouLd be GaLant PueLLa.
CA: ShouLd I caLL you Lord or Lady?
(Source: capitalapparition)
About Galant Puella
